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Consortium Of Genius Work For Me 

With the recent graduation of Nurse Trixie DeHavilland, C.O.G. suddenly finds itself with a personnel opening. Who will be simultaneously qualified and insane enough to apply first?!

Production Credits:
Vocals..........Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Guitars.........Dr. Sardonicus
Bass............Dr. Z
Keyboards.......Dr. Ivan Stroganoff
Electric Kazoo..Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III

recorded and mastered at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan, LA, by Lewis D'Aubin

2018-10-23 EclecticLee
"Electric kazoo"? Is that a Pinkerton invention?
2018-10-23 gilren
I have no useful abilities, but I do make an excellent test subject.
2018-10-24 Prof. Milo R. Pinkerton
Thinking of accepting my grandson's "job offer"? Consider jumping off a bridge instead - it would be far safer and probably more profitable!
2018-10-24 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
SHUT UP YOU OLD GOAT! Now then, the rest of you need to expedite the submission of your resumes... for what I've gotten so far has been really low quality indeed. And finally, to answer a question from earlier, this job offer is NOT from Dr. Rick Sanchez; he is merely a cartoon. I am real. Idiot.
2018-10-24 mrwompy
Does the job include health insurance?
2018-10-31 ldlang
What would be the tech benefits? I just mastered using a pencil recently and I find it a wonderful instrument of expression.
2018-11-01 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
MrWompy: yes - we will insure that you will not be able to DIE, no matter how hard you wish to! Idlang: You must be fully proficient at electro-mechanical pencil before you are allowed withing 20 yards of the Secret Lab! DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRIFLE WITH THE COG!!!
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