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Madison Metricula Roberts Meownir 
A cheery song for when a cat has deigned to sit in your unworthy lap and you'd do anything not to move her

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2018-03-30 Father Beast
I seem to recall that in the Squirrel Girl comic book, that she had a roomate that wrote fan fiction about Cat Thor, Who hailed from a real called Catsgard, and wielded a hammer called Mewnir. Did that provide any inspiration for this song?
2018-03-30 Father Beast
err, a realm
2018-03-30 Metricula
I love Ryan North's Squirrel Girl, but the song was mostly inspired by the number of times my husband would text me to bring him things from the other room because he was "trapped" under his precious princess of a cat!
2018-03-30 wackyben86
Nice song. Reminds me of my cat who has now been gone 2 1/2 years. Welcome to The FuMP.
2018-03-30 wildcard9
I am so happy that this song is on The FuMP!! This is my kitty every morning when my alarm goes off but she is sleeping on top of the blankets at my legs, keeping me from getting out of bed.
2018-03-30 Metricula
It made me miss some past kitties a little, too. And WildCard, my cat sat on my phone cord today and I left the room to find another charger rather than disturb her. I'm such a sucker!
2018-04-01 Insane Ian
YAY! This is great, and welcome to the FuMP!
2018-04-02 Alverant
I had/have kitties like that too. One even growled when I tried to move. I had to get a wireless mouse because another sat on the cord while I was playing games. RIP Sarge and Lena.
Welcome to the FuMP Madison! Be sure to plug "All in the Reflexes" on Thursday!
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