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Insane Ian Hufflepuffs 
A few weeks ago, the Harry Potter series celebrated its 20th Anniversary. Getting sucked in to Facebook culture like I often do, I joined Pottermore to find out what house I belonged to, and quickly discovered that I'm a Hufflepuff, like other FuMPers Carrie Dahlby, Chris Waffle of Megathruster, and Bonnie and Xander of The Library Bards.

As soon as I found out and shared this thought I quickly realized that, while there's a song or two about the house, there's no RAP anthem yet.

Until now.

That's right, I wrote a braggadocious rap song about the least boastful house in all of Hogwarts.


Lyrics and vocals by Insane Ian
Music, mixing and mastering by Bonecage
Parody of "Afro Puffs" by The Lady of Rage

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2017-07-14 filkferengi
Brilliant, funny, and long overdue!
2017-07-16 Carrie Dahlby
Hey, it's awesome songs like this that help me have pride in my House. Rock on, Hufflepuffs!
2017-07-17 davidtanny
Yahoo! I'm cuckoo for hufflepuffs! Cuckoo for hufflepuffs!
2017-07-20 lukeski
Forgive my lateness in commenting, but this song is one of your best, Ian. Bravo.
2017-07-24 Madmike
This is now my new daughter in laws first view into comedy music. I was playing it for the new grandchild and she was saying how she liked the song, and my son and me just watched her until she heard the lyrics and went HAY! So now she knows who Ian is.
2017-09-30 ldlang
Just went to Pottermore and took the test. Guess I'm a Hufflepuff!
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