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Kyle Cawthon One in a Million 
A song that examines how "One in a Million" isn't exactly that great as everyone thinks. Just trying to make sure that the girl that I'm with knows that if things didn't work out, I can find at least 4 more girls in the area that are just like her. (Pending population density of course).

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2017-07-04 mrwompy
2017-07-05 troubleplanet
Hey thanks, MrWompy. I work hard to make sure the math checks out.
2017-07-05 Insane Ian
This is brilliant. Welcome to the FuMP! Looking forward to more!
2017-07-06 troubleplanet
Hey thanks, Ian. I've got a few more ideas that I'll try to get out.
2017-07-08 number11
2017-09-10 seamonkey
This song is everything comedy music should be.
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