Hi, Luke Ski here, and today I present a cover of a song written and originally performed by my brother Michael and his band at the time 'Whatfor'. As the story goes, once while at a gig while another band was playing an up-tempo number, Michael observed a sad gothy kid up against a wall, who was bopping to the music while maintaining his morose pose. Michael turned to one of his band mates and said, "He doesn't know if wants to cry or dance. I guess he'll just 'crance'." That was this inspiration for this ginchy Liverpudlian jam for all you emo kids on the dance floor.
Music by Bonecage, backup vocals by TV's Kyle & Lindsay Smith, and Big Bopper Breakdown by Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad!
So everybody join in and fake it 'til you make it with THE CRANCE!
Michael's current music project is under the name M.T. Foyer.
You can hear the original version of "The Crance" by Whatfor on the FuMP Sideshow