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Consortium Of Genius Welcome to the Lab 
At long last, YOU have been granted your most secret wish: a private tour of the legendary C.O.G. Secret Lab! Why don't you come on in?
Well, why don't you? WHY? WHY?!! ANSWER ME, COG-DAMN YOU!!!

lead vocal: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
drums, percussion, & tour guidance: drumbot
guitar: Dr. Sardonicus
bass: Dr. Z
keyboards: Dr. Elvish Preshley
Theremin: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
background vocals: Damien Storm

Special appearances by Nurse Trixie DeHavilland, Dr. Ivan Stroganoff, Dr. Wissenschaft, Max D Struction, Filbert Snodgrass, Prof. Chronotis, and Experiment F13

Recorded, mixed and mastered by Lewis D'Aubin April 2017 at the C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2017-04-25 wildcard9
I have been waiting for an opportunity to go inside the Secret Lab. Oh yes I have, for a very long time. Now to bring my special toys with me to leave as "presents" for the C.O.G.
2017-04-25 Alverant
Hail to the CoG! Welcome new members!
2017-04-25 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Excellent; it is working. In a special way, you will ALL be members of the C.O.G. once your brains are... recalibrated.
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