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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction I Wanna Rock (Socially Responsibly) 
A lot of the old rock and metal songs I listened to as a teenager just don't hold up in our more politically correct times. They're violent, sexist, homophobic... Oof. Being a responsible modern adult white male ('woke' as the kids say...) I thought I should write a song in the style of that stuff I loved as a teenager, but with a more modern mindset about it. So put on your faux leather pants, tease your hair up and spray it with non-aerosol hairspray, turn up your solar powered speakers, and snort some protein powder off a feminist stripper's ass (she's already graduated college and is just doing it to express her power over men)...

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2017-03-24 wackyben86
Rock N Roll!!!! Awesome rock song I've heard in a long time.
2017-03-24 Phil Johnson
Thanks Ben! :)
2017-03-27 ldlang
TWO THUMBS UP!!!! is that ok?
2017-03-27 Phil Johnson
It's not as good as three thumbs up, but I'll take it. :)
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