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Lauren Mayer We Are (Mostly) All Immigrants, You Shmucks 
A plaintive ballad explaining basic 2nd grade civics to our uninformed President & his xenophobic crew

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2017-02-22 Father Beast
Actually, even those we call native americans are also immigrants. it's just on a scale of thousands of years, instead of hundreds or tens.
2017-02-23 Insane Ian
Brilliant. Very VERY true, and very funny!
2017-02-26 chicagofan76
It's about illegal immigrants. Why are liberlas making a big deal out of this. This was started under your President Barack Obama.
2017-02-27 Alverant
No chicagofan76, it started under President Reagan who not only gave general amnesty to "illegal" immigrants but also ramped up the drug war that caused the problems those same people are fleeing. Actually it probably started before him, but Reagan made it worse. In any case it's just an excuse for conservatives to point fingers at a minority group and shout, "THOSE people are causing all our problems!"
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