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2016-11-25
Carla Ulbrich Stuck at 13 
All great artists have done a self-portrait.
This is my self-portrait.
Therefore, I am now a great artist.
Right?

lyrics & vocals: Carla Ulbrich
piano & "strings": Bob Malone
Instrumental track recorded in Bob Demarco's amazing studio in Camarillo, CA in 2015 as part of the "Totally Average Woman" project, but the lyrics weren't quite the way I wanted them until a couple months later.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2016-11-25 mrwompy
Great song, Carla!!
2016-11-26 JoeActor
Fun song - kudos!
2016-11-27 carlau
Thanks y'all!
2016-11-28 weirdojace
Haha I wasn't expecting it to be a parody of that. Awesome.
2017-10-08 web8
Great song, Carla!! escorte
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