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Death Pants Lava Death Song 
featuring Dr. Pinkerton
After watching a Nerdist video on the factual horror that is actually dying in lava, Mr. Gee and Bonecage decided to write a nice little happy song about it. IRONY!
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2016-06-24 wildcard9
Anakin Skywalker could have benefited from this song before the events of Episode 3
2016-06-24 devospice
Can we make a video for this? There are lots of people I would like to see thrown into lava. It would actually be a pretty simple shoot. Just offer them a free trip to Hawaii, include a volcano tour, throw them in, and film it. We can even strap a GoPro to their head so we can see what they see for as long as it lasts. Who's with me?
2016-06-29 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
I support the efforts to throw people I do not like into lava! Please let me know when this will take place, for I greatly desire the opportunity for the pointing and the laughing.
2016-07-01 Alverant
I would think the impact of falling from the rim of a volcano onto the lava itself would be fatal. Then you have all the toxic gases. Let's get Mythbusters back together and have them test this!
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