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Max DeGroot Spicy 
Ever know one of those people who loves their food really, really, REALLY spicy? Don't you just hate them? A parody of "Always A Woman" by Billy Joel. Lyrics by Max DeGroot and BJ Hughes. Spoken interlude by Bobby Thornbody.

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2016-04-12 gilren
I am totally that guy that feels like I'm on fire from the smallest of spices. Masterfully done!
2016-04-12 Bobby Thornbody
I loved doing this for him. :)
2016-04-12 JonnySpazzAlt
Funny as all get out. Yeah, there was one time I went to Buffalo Wild Wings and tried some wings with their "number 3" sauce (on a scale of 1 to 15) and, as I recall, I got through one wing, started on another, got teary-eyed, had to stop, then made sure to wipe *A*L*L* the sauce off the remaining wings before continuing.
2016-04-13 lukeski
Great job, Max! And congrats on making Dr. D's Top Ten! :D
2016-04-14 dino-mike
This was really well performed... would have like to seen the comedy built to a more extreme heat - there was room for spice.
2016-04-14 Alverant
Love it! I'm the guy who says, "Nah it's not spicy at all." while my mother and brother are always, "Gah! Help! It burns! It burrrrrrrns!" Jonny, did you see the sign in BWW reminding you to wash your hands BEFORE going to the bathroom? It's a mistake you only make once!
2016-04-15 JonnySpazzAlt
Alverant - LOL Fortunately, I avoided any "mishaps" of that nature.
2016-06-21 Shockwave
Heheheh Love it!
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