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Holy Bongwater Ben Carson Wikipedia 
featuring Smashy Claw
After Republican presidential candidate Ben Carson said a series of questionable things related to the facts of history and science, the Internet took it upon itself to create the idea of "Ben Carson Wikipedia" - all of the facts of the world as told through the lens of Dr. Carson himself. Thanks to Smashy Claw for help with lyrics and vocals, and thanks to Dino-Mike for nipple inspiration!

Jace McLain: vocals, acoustic guitar, keyboards, drum programming, percussion
Julia Larson: backing vocals, electric guitars, bass
Austin Aeschliman: backing vocals, lyric help
Nathan Long: backing vocals

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2015-11-27 devospice
How did Dino-Mike give you nipple inspiration and now Shoebox? That's kind of his thing.
2015-11-27 JoeActor
That's scary good...
2015-11-30 dino-mike
This turned out extra awesome! Great work!!!
2015-11-30 Insane Ian
Every one a golden truth.
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