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MC Lars The Top 10 Things to Never Say on a First Date 
This song is about what not to say on a first date with a man or woman. Props to Liam Lynch for the arrangement inspiration! If you ever say any of these things on a date, you'll get slapped for sure.

From my new album "The Zombie Dinosaur LP", available NOW!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2015-11-06 weirdojace
This is hilarious. Love your new album. Loved meeting you at Nerd Fest last year. Keep being awesome Lars.
2015-11-06 wildcard9
Oh, whatever!!
2015-11-06 DJ Particle
Welcome back! We missed ya! :)
2015-11-06 devospice
Where ya been, Lars? ;)
2015-11-06 JoeActor
Good one! Great music and concept...
2015-11-06 Insane Ian
Liam Lynch, eh? I Def get a "United STATES of Whatever" vibe from this...great track! Would make a great video too. ;-) Great to have you back, and the album is amazing!
2015-11-07 Insane Ian
Oh, and the thing I said when I heard that last line?



2015-11-07 mrwompy
Good advice!!
2015-11-09 lukeski
CP's, y'all. :)
2015-11-09 Madmike
Nice payoff. Last line really got me.
2015-11-10 dino-mike
Awesome tune!
2015-11-11 carlau
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