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Insane Ian Can't Feel My Face 
Currently, one of the most popular songs right now (#1 on Billboard off and on) is by an artist who goes by the name The Weeknd (yes...no second "e").

This song, entitled "Can't Feel My Face", was brought to my attention by several friends who understandably...don't quite understand the song. Why can't he feel his face?

I think my version is a bit more understandable.

2015-10-02 Derwood Bowen
Actually, Weeknd does have the second "e." It's the third "e" that's missing! But I agree, your version makes more sense!
2015-10-02 dino-mike
**slow-clap** was struggling to think of a parody to this for weeks. Color me impressed, great work!!!
2015-10-02 H3volution
Thank you Ian! My wife and I have also been struggling to understand why the guy can't feel his face. I consider your song more of an explanation or continuation. Perhaps your song should be played on the radio in conjunction with the other as a public service to end such confusion.
2015-10-02 Bonecage
Great song man. I also really like the music =)
2015-10-02 Jeff Reuben
Clever idea. Was wondering where you were going with this. And I liked the music too :)
2016-01-30 Angelastic
When I heard the original song in a supermarket or somewhere I just assumed I'd misheard it, and that eventually someone else would mishear it the same way and write a parody song about not being able to feel one's face. Turns out I didn't mishear, but luckily somebody did write a parody of it that actually makes sense.
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