2015-08-21
The Consortium of Genius's Secret Lab: home to many of the greatest brains on this planet. But we require even MORE mindpower in order to truly dominate the Earth! Therefore, to that end, I, Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, have collected and networked together as many spare human brains as possible, and left them unattended down in the tank while I step out for some dinner.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?
Production credits:
Lead vocal: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Background vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III, Dr. Sardonicus, Dr. Ivan Stroganoff, Lab Girl Trixie
Rhythm guitars: Dr. Sardonicus
Lead guitars: Dr. Lester McLummox
Synthesizers: Dr. Ivan Stroganoff
Theremin: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Bass: Dr. Z
Drums: drumbot
Recorded and mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at C.O.G. Secret Lab, Harahan LA
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wildcard9 - Aug 21, 2015
Beware the COG Overmind!!
EclecticLee - Aug 21, 2015
Congratulations, Dr. Pinkerton, you've done it again! (That is, screwed up an invention, but made an awesome song.)
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Aug 21, 2015
Interesting - this confirms my hypothesis that the THINK TANK would logically head for the nearest population center! Good luck getting through traffic with that thing out there, mwwaahhahahahhahahaahaa!
Madmike - Aug 21, 2015
You beat me this time Doctor, but as soon as your guard is down. BOOM BANJO!
Prof. Milo R. Pinkerton - Aug 21, 2015
Yes, 'Mad Mike', please hit my grandson about the skull with a banjo, or other blunt instrument ... he deserves no less for this anti-musical atrocity!
tomreed1@earthlink.net - Aug 22, 2015
Great song. However, it's not as fearful as some may think. Remember that these brains are being kept in New Orleans. They're undoubtedly kept alive in a solution of Hurricane mix. They'll run their tank off the road, and then sit in the wreckage and get all country-bar depressed about their ex-girlfriend brains.
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Aug 22, 2015
Not necessarily; in fact, my calculations revealed at least a 17% chance that the brains, if sufficiently inebriated, would attempt to pilot the vehicle to a 2nd floor Bourbon St. balcony, where they would attempt to bribe passersby to "show their brains" in exchange for plastic beads. Further research is of course in order...
davidtanny - Aug 23, 2015
Tanks for posting.
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Aug 24, 2015
No, tank YOU!
Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III - Aug 24, 2015
No, tank YOU!
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devospice - Aug 21, 2015
Holy crap this is freaking epic! This song came on as I was getting off the train and walking up to street level in New York and I can't think of a better soundtrack to barge out onto the streets of New York with. This rocks!