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2015-09-01
Carla Ulbrich Cheek to Cheek 
Reuse, re-purpose, recycle that fat! Let's hear it for all forms of body dysmorphia!

I have yet to partake of any cosmetic procedures (unless you count getting braces, but I think that was so I could chew).

From the upcoming CD
"Totally Average Woman"

lyrics, vocal: Carla Ulbrich
piano: Bob Malone
drums: Mike Baird
bass: Tim LeFevbre
engineer: Steve McDonald
recorded at Demarco Productions, Camarillo, CA

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2015-09-01 wildcard9
Great song, Carla
2015-09-01 mrwompy
I just logged in and was going to type "Great song, Carla", and then I saw that wildcard9 was thinking exactly the same thing!
2015-09-02 stevegoodie
Great song, Carla! (oh dammit! Fine...) You really sang your ass off on this one!
2015-09-02 dino-mike
Holy smokes Carla!!! This is easily your best song since "What if your butt was gone"... Now that I think about it, I'm sensing a theme.
2015-09-02 carlau
thanks y'all! can't have too many songs about butts, can we? well, let's find out :D
2015-09-03 ldlang
So cheeky! Love these little CarlaU excursions.
2015-09-03 devospice
Oh man, this made me laugh! Nicely done!
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