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Jeff Reuben Meatless Monday 
Parody of Manic Monday by The Bangles. After being served cauliflower crust pizza, the best pizza you can eat with a spoon, this song came to life. I've never been healthier! Or hungrier...

Lyrics and Vocals: Jeff Reuben
Backing track, mixing and mastering: Jace McLain of Nuclear Bubble Wrap
Supporting Vocals: Sharada Glickman and Kitty Jaidee

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2015-08-18 devospice
I really didn't need to know that cauliflower crust pizza is a real thing. That's just wrong. So is the concept of "Meatless Monday." Funny song, though!
2015-08-18 weirdojace
The first of many cool parodies from Jeff that I've worked on! ;)
2015-08-18 Alverant
I like the twist in the song about how he accepts Meatless Monday and notes how it improved his health instead of going the standard route of cheating and dragging his heels until she gave up like in other songs.
2015-08-18 Insane Ian
Yay! Great song, and welcome home, sir!
2015-08-18 Todd Chappelle
Well done, sir. I'm glad I listened all the way to the end for the Taco Tuesday reference.
2015-08-19 dino-mike
Cool song Jeff. Welcome to the main page.
2015-08-20 Carrie Dahlby
Great job. Love the twist ending! And great job from Jace as always.
2015-08-22 lukeski
Congrats Jeff! And great job to you, Jace, & the crew!
2015-08-25 ProjectSisyphus
I love a parody song when just reading the title tells me what song it is. Nice stuff here. Not like cauliflower pizza. More like a "Reuben" sandwich!:)
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