2015-05-05
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JUST. DON'T. LISTEN. TO. THIS. SONG.
You have been warned.
Music: Don Henley and Bernie Leadon
Lyrics: SG and Carla Ulbrich
Instruments, vocal, arrangement: SG
Backup vocals: Hollie Brogunier, Kathy Redwine, Mike Liquor
Dr. Ulbrich: Carla Ulbrich
Seriously. Don't listen to this.
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mrwompy - May 5, 2015
Steve, how long have you been itching to do this song?
wildcard9 - May 5, 2015
Listening to this song makes me wish I had a cream to use afterwards.
Insane Ian - May 5, 2015
An argument could be made that the bold text could be moot if a squick label was used...
weirdojace - May 5, 2015
I'm really really hoping for a "disgusting songs" concept album
stevegoodie - May 6, 2015
I once again debated over whether to label a song Squick. This song contains no obscene words... but it IS a ridiculously gross topic. I don't think it's offensive, in the sense that it would make someone feel that their beliefs had been mocked, or in the sense of being hateful or inciting of hate. I guess I need some clarification on when to label something Squick. Thoughts?
Derwood Bowen - May 7, 2015
If you could imagine Seamonkey singing your song, use a Squick tag. Those are my thoughts.
Harve Mann - May 14, 2015
Great Steve as always. Was that the scratch vocal?
Harve Mann - May 14, 2015
Great Steve as always. Was that the scratch vocal?
Harve Mann - May 14, 2015
Great Steve as always. Was that the scratch vocal?
carlau - May 25, 2015
These comments are as funny as the song
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madmanOTL - May 5, 2015
I took the bold face print as a challenge. Just wondering: Does the number have a special meaning? I was going to ask if personal experience contributed to the song but realized I really don't want to know.