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Dino-Mike Unexpecting the Expected This song contains topics that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.  Squeamish people should not listen to this song.
This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive.

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2015-04-14 weirdojace
This is one of your most hilarious songs ever. I hope your new album is EVEN MORE IRREVERENT THAN THE LAST ONE!!
2015-04-14 EclecticLee
A squick tag! A squick tag! My kingdom for a squick tag!
2015-04-15 ProjectSisyphus
Although it would seem Mike has a gift for taking a controversial topic and picking a view sure to offend everyone, I actually think of this song as a natural follow-up to his hit "Baby Bump"!
2015-04-15 KillerCalamari
This is just the best.
2015-04-15 devospice
Well that was one of the more uncomfortable laughs I've had in a while.
2015-04-17 Insane Ian
Beautifully horrible and horribly beautiful.
2015-04-17 blaval75
Well FuMP, you have finally done it. You have found the one topic that I cannot laugh at.This is totally offensive and gross. To make fun of killing innocent life is unbearable to me. I have been here since the beginning, and no other song in your archive has had this effect on me.
2015-04-18 dino-mike
Woo-Hoo!!! FTW!!! Thanks for the comments everyone.
2015-04-19 TonyGoldmark
@blaval75 - The FuMP has hosted DOZENS of funny songs about killing innocent people. Do you consider the pre-born more important that the post-born? Because as someone who's been born, I kinda consider THAT offensive and gross.
2015-04-19 Carrie Dahlby
For some reason I don't feel like this song has made me a better person...:)
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