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Bonecage Carcassonne Tonight 

This is a song about a game.... an epic game. A game about conquest! A game about victory!


I started writing this a while ago, and after I finished a draft of it, I sent it to Zman games because I'm desperate for attention. Fortunately for me, they liked it, and even more fortunate, they decided to use it in a video for their launch of Carcassonne 2.0.

If you have no idea what I'm talking about, then this song isn't for you, but you should go play Carcassonne and come back.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-12-05 dino-mike
Is this like Settlers of Catan?
2014-12-05 Jadasc
I think I got about two seconds into the intro before cracking up.
2014-12-05 madmanOTL
This song makes me smile. Every once in a while, I play the version on my XBox.
2014-12-05 Bonecage
Dino - not sure. Never played that. Carcassonne is a tile game where you match up building elements to make cities and road.
2014-12-06 davidtanny
2014-12-06 wackyben86
I may have never heard of the game but this song is awesome and I laughed when I heard the first two seconds because of what song this parodies.
2014-12-06 adamf
Love it. Great job. I'm emailing the Dice Tower about this. I've only ever played Hunters & Gatherers. From the title and description I was expecting a parody of Wonderful Tonight ("You look wonderful tonight" / "Let's play Carcassonne tonight") but yours is much better. Dino-Mike - No. In my opinion this is better. More constructive/creative. For young kids, I like the Hunters & Gatherers version (my daughter at 3 could play).
2014-12-07 Insane Ian
This is awesome. You are awesome. Continue doing awesome things. Also: Your parodies are always great.
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