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Bonecage D.R.A.M. This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.

The sea... a majestic place, filled with all manner of creature. In this realm of the unknown, the majestic dolphin makes its home.

But beware should ye enter! Beware and BE AWARE. For this month is D.R.A.M....

Also, yes I'm aware I've ripped off the warp whistle, but you can't stop me whistle police, so suck it!

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2014-10-10 oddaustin
Now I shall watch King of the Hill.
2014-10-10 Circus Box 21
On top form once again Jeff!!! good work Sir
2014-10-10 Insane Ian
Important issue. Thanks for helping raise awareness.
2014-10-10 dino-mike
I love a song with porpoise!
2014-10-11 mrwompy
This is dolphin-ately a funny song!
2014-10-11 Bonecage
Holy mackerel! You're really mocking the seriousness of this subject.
2014-10-16 onib
Important message about a rarely discussed issue. I actually remember doing a dolphin encounter experience once, and we were all thoroughly warned ahead of time to "DEAR GOD!! ONLY STROKE THE TOPS OF THEIR BODIES!!!" I believe the trainer's words were something to the effect that if you even remotely get them started, they *will* find a way to finish and you don't want to be around when they do.
2014-11-06 Brother Osric
Well, so much for the Ode to Dynamic Random Access Memory I thought we were getting...
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