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Carla Ulbrich Manburger in Bearadise 
featuring Bobby Brescia
For all you folks out there who are intensely phobic of bears (including Stephen Colbert), here's a song confirming your worst fears. (On the July 20, 2014 Colbert Report, Stephen did a Threatdown: all-bear edition, and ended it with "manburger in bearadise"- Weird Al, return my calls!" As many of us are aware, Al is a little busy, having a #1 Billboard album, so I thought I'd step in and help). Carla "I'm just the idea gal" Ulbrich: acoustic guitar, voice, hand clapping, background vocals Bobby "We don't need no stinkin' ProTools" Brescia: everything else (keys, drums, elec. guitar, bass, recording and mixing engineer, etc.)

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-08-05 mrwompy
Great parody, Carla!!
2014-08-05 lukeski
Fun song Carla! I loved the Ray Stevens bit! This is the 2nd song posted to the FuMP inspired by Steven Colbert. Here's the first: http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1210 "God Bless Stephen Colbert"
2014-08-05 davidtanny
Welcome back with a new funny song.
2014-08-05 carlau
Thanks guys! I've got a backlog of stuff to record, so hopefully it won't be so long before I post another song!
2014-08-05 carlau
Ray Stevens- first record I ever bought!
2014-08-06 devospice
Have I said 'welcome to New Jersey' yet? We have bears.
2014-08-06 carlau
Oh i know. I have a kooky friend here in NJ who makes friends with them and pets them. I don't visit him at home.
2014-08-08 wildcard9
Great song, Carla!! There is a local bear who keeps visiting the beaches on Cape Cod. They capture him, take him farther away each time, and he always makes his way back.
2014-08-08 carlau
yeah snakes do that too. dogs, cats. they all find their way home. they don't need no stinkin Garmin.
2014-08-14 weirdojace
Carla!! We've missed you. This is a great parody.
2014-09-01 cuxily
great!!i love it! http://www.saler-top.net/
2014-09-15 carlau
wow this pic of me is from 2003.
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