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Bonecage Anthem for Xbox Live This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
The crux of modern gaming... I am 32 and enjoy games, but most of the other people are 12. As much as I support their right to play games online, I hate them all and want them dead. So, I wrote this.

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2014-06-17 oddaustin
Christ, this is good.
2014-06-17 devospice
I don't have an XBox and have never played on XBox Live, but from what I hear this is pretty much the experience. LOVE this song! Very funny!
2014-06-17 Insane Ian
I love this song so much. If I swore in my songs, this would have been a song I would have written. As such, I want to do a video for this song.

So...yeah. I'm doing a video for this song for you. Yup. That's happening now.

2014-06-17 madmanOTL
The next time I am on XBox Live, I am going to play this over the mike to get back at all those who play their music.
2014-06-17 madmanOTL
Unfortnately, I can't share this amazing song with my 14 year old daughter and her friends.
2014-06-17 Bonecage
Thanks guys! I love you all.
2014-06-17 onib
Okay, I've already listened through this a few times in a row. This just so perfectly captures what online gaming has truly become. Thank you for capturing the little screaming voice in my head.
2014-06-17 rbcp
This is beautiful, Bonecage. Excellent work as always.
2014-06-19 ldlang
I don't play video games, but still I enjoyed this song. I shared it with my step-son, who plays games online, and he said this song pretty much sums up the experience.
2014-06-20 Alverant
This is why I don't do PvP. Are the insults to the kid supposed to be ironic because you have no more control over your parentage than you do over your race or orientation. That brat brought you down to his level! You should know better. Or was that the point?
2014-06-20 Bonecage
Uh what? I don't really want children to die if that's what you're asking.
2014-06-24 davewhite
Clever and very well produced. Also outrageously FUNNY!!!
2014-06-26 dino-mike
This is a battlecry for our generation man. Well done. And I agree, those kids should die.
2018-08-19 dlunas
I was just reminded this song exists. it's still one of my favorites.
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