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Lauren Mayer Nine Words  
The world's first Jewish gospel tune, explaining all our holidays in one succinct phrase

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-04-18 scifantasy
What's it say about me that, despite not having yet listened to the song, I know exactly what the nine words are?
2014-04-18 mrwompy
With me being a Southern boy all of my life, my knowledge of Jewish culture is minimal. But I really enjoyed your song!! It's a masterpiece!! Now let's eat something ...
2014-04-19 artpaul
very enjoyable
2014-04-20 DrewJacobs
Funny stuff!
2014-04-24 ThatCrazyCajun
What great timing! This comes just a couple weeks before the 89th (!!) birthday of the great folksinger, voice artist and actor Theodore Bikel, who described this wonderful summing-up of the high holidays years ago on public TV. Leave it to a FUMPer to set it to music! Even this old Shabbos goy enjoyed it.
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