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Carrie Dahlby Almost Parent Time 
featuring Wyngarde
Wyngarde of the late great "The Nick Atoms" comedy band joins Carrie for a duet of comic parental proportions. John Mapes of Possible Oscar guest stars, playing a guy who doesn't have a son. (Intro banter idea by Luke Ski.) Music by Bob Emmet of Project Sisyphus. This song premiered at Marscon 2014, where Kenny Rogers stepped in on Wyngarde's behalf.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-03-18 gamerchick
I couldn't stop laughing when you sang this at MarsCon because it is so very true. Hilarious, excellent work.
2014-03-18 devospice
Yeah. Can totally relate to this. I let my kids watch Doctor Who now but it's going to be a little while before I'm watching The Walking Dead with them.
2014-03-18 Jeff Reuben
This is brilliant and I can totally relate. Awesome title sub.
2014-03-18 lukeski
So happy to have a great new Carrie song and another FuMP appearance by Earl Luckes aka Wyngarde aka Kenny Rogers. :D
2014-03-18 madmanOTL
Reminds me of how things used to be. Glad I had cough medicine for the tough nights. Trust me, there will be more parent time in your futures.
2014-03-19 dino-mike
This is the most depressing song I've ever heard... thank you for reinforcing my decision never to breed.
2014-03-20 EclecticLee
I sympathize.
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