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Dan Hart The Only Straight Man In America Who Doesn't Watch the Super Bowl 
The title pretty much says it all.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2014-02-02 lukeski
He shoots, he scores! It's a home run from Dan Hart! Goooooooal! :D
2014-02-02 dino-mike
Great song Dan!
2014-02-02 wildcard9
Finally, a chance to hear the full song!! Great song, Dan
2014-02-02 Alverant
Great song. Don't worry you're not the only straight man in the USA who doesn't watch that silly game.
2014-02-03 nick007
I totally relate to this song. I'm straight & hate sports. It's odd how a guy not liking football is considered gay but a guy bending over with his head between his legs in front of a bunch of guys to make a ball appear is considered straight.
2014-02-03 theoldiesdon
Dan, You're not the only one! Could care less about the Stupor Bowl! Great Tune!!
2014-02-03 Insane Ian
Excellent song! Looking forward to your performance at FuMPFeST!
2014-02-04 nick007
I just had an idea that next year maybe we could have an antiSuperBowl party. We get together to eat, snack, drink & do something other than watch the game
2014-02-07 Brother Osric
Not only do I empathize with you in this case (while I did watch the Super Bowl, televised football in general leaves me cold), I'm rejoicing because this is one of the few recent FuMP songs that captures the style of comedy music that I grew up with (Chad Mitchell Trio, for a particularly good example). I've missed it. Thank you -- and I hope you'll post many more.
2014-02-08 davewhite
GREAT!! Very clever and very well performed!! Best FUMP song in quite awhile. More; More.
2015-01-19 carlau
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