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Killy Dwyer Anal For Christmas This song contains topics that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.  Squeamish people should not listen to this song.
This song has been marked as squick and therefore potentially highly offensive.

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2013-12-08 devospice
Yes! I needed that! (The laugh, not the...) I love this! (The song, not the...). Ugh, you know what? It's impossible to talk about this song without double entendres.
2013-12-08 madmanOTL
In spite of the title, still did a spit take while listening to the song. I am so glad there are people with sick and twisted ideas about December music that have the talent and musical ability to make them sound like this.
2013-12-08 mrwompy
I think I heard this playing in the background when I was shopping in the mall yesterday! Do you have a contract with Muzak? 8^)
2013-12-09 Insane Ian
Only on word is needed to describe this: Festive!

Sorry, two words: and HILARIOUS! Is it weird that I'm looking forward to the music video?

2013-12-11 dino-mike
Wow! What a fabulous song!!!! Great job!
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