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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Rudolph The Blood Soaked Reindeer This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
A modern day take on the Rudolph story in which Rudolph, sick of being bullied by everyone, buys guns on the internet and.... Well does he do it or not?

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-12-04 STrRedWolf
2013-12-05 mrwompy
Rudolph is a Wal-Martian?!? OHHHH--NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2013-12-05 Phil Johnson
King of Wal-Martians, Mr. Wompy. :) And thanks STrRedWolf. :)
2013-12-08 madmanOTL
This song makes me smile.
2013-12-09 Insane Ian
An instant holiday classic.
2013-12-10 davidtanny
I guess he didn't need Yukon Corleone this time around.
2013-12-10 Phil Johnson
Thanks guys. :) I wish I could have gotten Yukon in there somewhere. :)
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