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Bonecage Love Song (Huge Erection) 
The eternal battle between man and his dangly friend rages on inside an unnamed nightclub. We join our hero as he spots an attractive lady sitting on a bar stool and cautiously approaches...

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2013-10-22 dino-mike
Per the usual, you knocked it out of the park dude... this is seriously the love song I've always wanted.
2013-10-22 Bonecage
Thanks man, I appreciate it :)
2013-10-22 devospice
Making me laugh out loud at work is dangerous because then I have to explain what I'm laughing at to my co-workers and... well...
2013-10-22 mrwompy
Another great hilarious song, Bonecage! But keep this is mind ... many years from now, when you are approaching geezer status, you will need to re-record this song and add another verse with a reference to Viagra or Cialis (or whatever they have at that time in the future).
2013-10-22 ldlang
Being a geezer now, I wish you'd write the extra verse now before I pass into the permanent dirt realm. :)
2013-10-23 rbcp
Hilarious and amazing production as always, Mr. Cage.
2013-11-05 Phil Johnson
"A softy with a stiffy"... Nice. :)
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