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Garden Fresh Water 
An ode to a substance close to our hearts...and our other organs.
This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-09-27 devospice
Sorry for the delay, folks. We had a cascade of things go wrong while trying to post this song. Everything should be working again now. Enjoy your rap about water!
2013-09-27 TheDrDon
Great job! Welcome to The FuMP! :)
2013-09-27 lukeski
Comedy hip-hop that kicks ass? I'll drink 8 glasses of that a day! Thanks so much for submitting this song, I hope you'll submit many many more. :)
2013-09-27 mrwompy
I wet my pants when I listened to this!
2013-09-27 dino-mike
This is awesome... like something Lonely Island would do =) Well done guys!!!
2013-09-27 weirdojace
Yup, I hear the Lonely Island influence. Nice one!
2013-09-29 batlrar
My own opinions on that particular liquid aside, this song is awesome! I figuratively can't wait to hear your other stuff!
2013-09-29 Insane Ian
I love this. After Shoebox going on and on about Garden Fresh, I'm thrilled to have finally heard something by you. Welcome to the FuMP! More please! (and yes, I too am more partial to milk than water, tho both clearly have their merits).
2013-10-04 Brother Osric
It's a great rap! It's Funny Music! It's a Public Service Announcement! How can you go wrong?
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