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2013-09-17
Tony Goldmark You Don't Know Jack 
Just in time for Talk Like A Pirate Day this Thursday, here comes the scurviest, saltiest, mangiest, pillagin'est, plunderin'est, riflin'est, lootin'est, kidnappin'est, ravagin'est, don't-give-a-hootin'est, timber-shiverin'est, arrrrrrrrghaliciousest Tony Goldmark cover of a Luke Ski song EVER! From the Luke Ski tribute album WORST TRIBUTE EVER, avast ye mateys, it's "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK" on THE FUMP! DRINK UP, ME HEARTIES, YO HO!

And check out this alternate cover of the same song on the FuMP Sideshow! And if you enjoy stuff that involves me and Disney parks, you may also enjoy my Disney park-centric web review series, Some Jerk With A Camera!

Lyrics by the great Luke Ski
Music by Jared Ringold & John Mapes
Produced by Joe Goldmark & Tony Goldmark
Engineered by Garth Webber
Lead and chorus vocals: Tony Goldmark
Background pirates: Jack Shen (aka Count Jackula) & Josh Langland (aka The Horror Guru)
Guitar: Gary Potterton
Bass: Paul Olguin
Drums: Paul Revelli
Accordion: Henry Salvia
Pennywhistle: Sam Barry
Whistling: Garth Webber
Additional Gang Vocals: Joe Goldmark, Paul Olguin, Paul Revelli, Henry Salvia
Goat: Luke Sienkowski

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2013-09-17 lukeski
Strike your colors, you brazen wench! No need to expose your superstructure!... Uh, I mean... This cover is awesome and I love it! :D Thanks so much for making it!
2013-09-17 wildcard9
Excellent cover/updating of the original song
2013-09-17 artpaul
You Go Tony !
2013-09-18 madmanOTL
As with most tracks from the CD, I enjoyed this cover and how it was done.
2013-09-18 chicagofan76
Good song Tony
2013-10-04 djseamus
Yarrr, this here chantey pleases me much; great job wi' it, Capn' Tony n' maties. Methinks I'll now hafta go back an' watch all the POTC movies back-t'-back. And a Happy Belated Talk Like A Pirate Day to ye!
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