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Power Salad The Waiter Dropped The Plates 
It's...ummmmm, a new thing you can sing the next time you're in a restaurant. First-ever solo Craig Marks composition.
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2013-08-23 mrwompy
Has anyone ever told you that you ain't right? (Don't worry ... that's a good thing!!!)
2013-08-23 wildcard9
That just got more wrong as it went on. Cha cha cha!
2013-08-24 dino-mike
"The waiter dropped the plates, the waiter dropped the plates; his hands wouldn't be slippery if he didn't just masturbate... in your food... cha-cha-cha"
2013-08-26 maxgoof
Thank you for this dig at Happy Birthday being copyrighted. I mean, it was written a hundred years before by someone else, but that's not copyright abuse. No! Of course not!
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