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Insane Ian A Little Blue This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
For this year's 50 Funny Songs at the 2nd Annual NY Funny Songs Fest, I wanted to do a new, short song (the songs for this portion of the festival had to be under 1:30).

As an experiment, I ended up writing something a bit out of my comfort zone, as I don't usually write explicit material. While I usually play clean, this particular song is a little blue, in both content and subject matter.

This song is not for the kiddies...and probably not for the adults either. Sorry. If you really want it, the "clean" version can be found here.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-06-02 wildcard9
Wow, you really went blue with this song after that first verse.
2013-06-02 mrwompy
Gee ... thanks for that visual! 8^) Reminds me of a song by Stephen Lynch: http://youtu.be/f0Pw9N4DhLI
2013-06-02 dino-mike
This feels unfinished... you need another verse where you really push the limits... I'm thinking stretch marks around her little blue mouth (if you catch my Smurfing drift).
2013-06-03 wildcard9
Mike, this was for the 50 Short Songs segment, so had to be 1:30 or shorter. And MrWompy, I have one word for that song: ARMAGEDDON!!
2013-06-03 dino-mike
I understand... I guess what I'm asking for is a longer version of the song =)
2013-06-03 mrwompy
And ... taking these comments on Insane Ian's song in an even stranger direction ... I actually recorded this off of a local (Charlotte, NC) radio station with my cassette recorder (back in the 90s, I think). It's about the ARMAGEDDON!! thing -- http://www.nworbcire.com/ds/%5BRobertD.Raiford%5DArmageddon!.mp3
2013-06-04 Jeff Reuben
This is hilarious. I'll join Dino-Mike in asking for a longer version :)
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