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2013-06-25
Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction If I Were A Girl 
featuring Tah Phrum Duh Bush
This started out as a parody idea of Beyonce's "If I Were A Boy". But since I don't do parodies nor really like playing other people's stuff, it turned into something completely different. This is the story of what would happen if I woke up one morning as a woman. Yes, same hair. Features a guest rap from one of NYC's most talented linguists, Tah Phrum Duh Bush. There's a video to accompany the song in which I defile my face. And now there's a dollar store cashier in Toledo, OH that thinks there's a transvestite in town. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVNhIEVRM7g

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2013-06-25 mrwompy
HILARIOUS!!!! Great song!! (Uh ... is this why you are the "Roadside Attraction"?)
2013-06-25 devospice
Indeed! I enjoyed the crap out of this!
2013-06-25 Phil Johnson
Thanks guys! Glad you like it. And I think if I actually did it by the side of the road I would be quickly institutionalized. :)
2013-06-25 dino-mike
Phil... you're goddamn amazing... that is all.
2013-06-25 Phil Johnson
Ha! Thanks Mike. :)
2013-06-25 ldlang
Okay, I checked out the video too, Great song, make-up not so much!
2013-06-26 Phil Johnson
That's why I'm not actually a girl. Couldn't pull it off. :)
2013-06-28 Insane Ian
Awesome song...tho I fear watching the video after hearing it :-)
2013-06-28 EclecticLee
C'mon, Ian, you know you want to! On a more serious note, should this song not be marked explicit? For the "asshole," if nothing else?
2013-07-01 Phil Johnson
Thanks Ian. :)
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