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Insane Ian You Might Be 
Sometimes in relationships, the other person may not be quite what they seem.

In this case, it started with her cooking...

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-02-19 oddaustin
This is very funny and musically musical!
2013-02-19 dino-mike
This is probably your funniest song ever man... great melody, great musical production. Could use some work on the mixing side... but damn this is a good song!!!
2013-02-19 dice1342
Loved the song. The "to serve man" line was great!
2013-02-19 TVsKyle
Oh, man. What an infectious melody!
2013-02-19 wildcard9
Excellent song, Ian! I can't wait to hear the inspiration for this one on the FuMPcast.
2013-02-19 Derwood Bowen
I bet other folks that can't come up with a cannibal song as cool as this are all soylent green with envy!
2013-02-19 mrwompy
He never met a man he didn't like!
2013-02-20 Jeff Reuben
I like the subtle build in the lyrics. Loved the beans line!
2013-02-20 maxgoof
Ian, you are a sick, sick man. Now, someone help me stop laughing.
2013-02-21 Bonecage
Sounds good man! Very clever concept.
2013-02-23 garnsr
Is it possible to listen to this and not think, "pickin' and grinnin'?"
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