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TV's Kyle Bagels or Beagles 
featuring Dictionary Attack
This started out as a keyboard riff from Joe "J2" Jakubowski of Dictionary Attack and I built a song out of it. After finishing the music and still not knowing what the song should be about, my friend Sarah Starr suggested "beagles. or bagels". I switched the order because nothing rhymes with bagel.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2013-01-01 ldlang
I believe haggle rhymes with bagel, as well as finagle. Just thought I'd mention those off the top of my head.
2013-01-01 mrwompy
You? Old & senile? Don't think so ... but it's a great song about it!
2013-01-02 Insane Ian
Great song! Really digging the keyboard riff...
2013-01-03 Danny D
I think this is the first song I've heard that mentions Fawful. I like those games and this song.
2013-01-11 weirdojace
Sounds like something like a They Might Be Giants kids' record. Love it.
2013-01-14 batlrar
It's really too bad you missed a great bagel / Fraggle rhyme! Then again, the "Fawful" reference might just make up for that! Overall, really good song!
2013-01-15 j2n4me
i'm wondering what sort of wacky accent is leading some of you to pronounce "fraggle" and "haggle" to rhyme with "bagel"
2013-01-16 batlrar
A very slight Wisconsinite accent. It's been pointed out before, actually that the words "bag" and "bagel" and the like are the only words that sound off!
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