Oh my goodness gracious golly gee, guys and gals! It's almost Christmas! Luckily, we are here to provide a most appropriate gift for all the children's fragile ears. The first rhyming couplet really says it all.
For a lot of you, this is likely the first you're hearing of Smashy Claw. What a terrible way to be introduced! Here's why: 1. We don't do parodies ever, 2. I swear our stuff is usually more thought out than this, and 3. SC is a real band, despite the fact that Austin does everything on this recording. In other words, I don't know why this exists. As you can see, I'm awesome at getting people all psyched up for hearing a song.
This dumb thing is included in the new holiday-themed episode of our sketch podcast, Smashy Claw's Cleverly Arranged Words. Even though this song isn't a good intro to the band, Episode 01-05 is a great way to start listening to the podcast!
Merry Mayan apocalypse, everybody!
Austin Aeschliman (all the vocals ever)