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Smashy Claw Carol of the Meh This song contains language that may be objectionable to some listeners and may not be suitable for radio broadcast.
Oh my goodness gracious golly gee, guys and gals! It's almost Christmas! Luckily, we are here to provide a most appropriate gift for all the children's fragile ears. The first rhyming couplet really says it all.

For a lot of you, this is likely the first you're hearing of Smashy Claw. What a terrible way to be introduced! Here's why: 1. We don't do parodies ever, 2. I swear our stuff is usually more thought out than this, and 3. SC is a real band, despite the fact that Austin does everything on this recording. In other words, I don't know why this exists. As you can see, I'm awesome at getting people all psyched up for hearing a song.

This dumb thing is included in the new holiday-themed episode of our sketch podcast, Smashy Claw's Cleverly Arranged Words. Even though this song isn't a good intro to the band, Episode 01-05 is a great way to start listening to the podcast!

Merry Mayan apocalypse, everybody!

Austin Aeschliman (all the vocals ever)

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-12-23 Insane Ian
This. Is. GREAT.

Also, YAY! AUSTIN IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!! Nice to see SC on The FuMP Proper!!!!!!!

It's a Christmas Miracle.

2012-12-23 dino-mike
About damn time Austin got on The FuMP!!!! This song is really funny and well done! Great job!
2012-12-23 wildcard9
Meh. Very VERY good "meh". It got this Scrooge to smile.
2012-12-23 weirdojace
Best Christmas song ever.
2012-12-26 lukeski
What they said! :D
2012-12-27 wyrdwyrd
The original song is my favorite. But this is a close second and is easily better than the "ding! fries are done" which I can only barely tolerate.
2013-01-06 carlau
awesome! love!
2013-01-08 stevegoodie
That was fantastic! I'm going to listen again... it better be just as good the second time!
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