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Consortium Of Genius Middle Earth Needs Me 
If you don't get this, your geek card is hereby REVOKED.

Live video of this song now available HERE.

Male vocals: Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Female vocals: Remy Dee
Rhythm guitars & solo: Dr. Lester McLummox
Additional guitars: Experiment F13
Keyboards: Dr. Veniamin Konstantin
Additional keyboards: Dr. Ivan Stroganoff
Trumpet: Dr. Salyavin Chronotis
Bass: Dr. Z
Drums: drumbot

Music by Joe Panno / Lyrics by Lewis D'Aubin / original idea by Dreux Blalock

Recorded and mixed by Lewis D'Aubin at the C.O.G. Secret Lab

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-12-11 MarlinsGirl
play button not working in Firefox.
2012-12-11 dino-mike
This song penetrated my ear holes in all the right ways. My geek card is secure.
2012-12-11 wildcard9
This song is my new Precious!!
2012-12-11 onib
This song is the definition of epic in the audio version of the OED.
2012-12-11 lukeski
You totally got me with the 3rd verse, didn't see it coming. Bravo. :)
2012-12-11 dino-mike
Anyone else having downloading issues?
2012-12-12 Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III
Thank you, Luke! Glad you all enjoyed it... we have long awaited the perfect time to release this one, and this IS the perfect moment ;^}
2012-12-12 devospice
I think we have all the play/download issues sorted out now. If anyone is still having trouble please let me know.
2012-12-13 dino-mike
Still having issues. The file on the download is labeled ".mp3.html"... the html needs to be deleted.
2012-12-13 mrwompy
Uh ... where do I turn in my geek card? 8^)
2012-12-27 wyrdwyrd
This song is awesome. -- Furry cows moo and decompress.
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