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Bonecage Doucheworm Attacks! 
I like Green Day, and I like making fun of douchebags... TADA! This song could be a true story, just saying. If you do any of the things in this song, please know that I am referring to someone else, not you... you're cool.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-12-07 MarlinsGirl
download link is not working
2012-12-07 scifantasy
In my case, the 320k link "works," a file gets downloaded, but it's not readable as an mp3.
2012-12-07 Regel Gumm
The b-vox stack up very nicely. I am envious. But I'm not believing that the song is NOT about me.
2012-12-07 Bonecage
Until they get this us, I went ahead a posted a 320kbps mp3 on my site. You can grab it here if you want. http://thebonecage.com/douchewormattacks.mp3
2012-12-07 dino-mike
This is awesome man! Very very well done, and very funny.
2012-12-07 devospice
I don't know what's going on here, folks. The MP3 downloads but iTunes just won't load it for me. I made new MP3s and reuploaded them but they still won't load into iTunes. Amadeus can play the new ones (it couldn't read the old ones either) and Audacity can read them but iTunes still balks at them. No idea why. If anyone has any thoughts I'd love to hear them.
2012-12-07 Bonecage
Song is so badass, it broke the internet! Or I screwed up royally somehow encoding, but I don't think I did. This is a first for me. Used the same process last time, and worked fine.
2012-12-07 devospice
Yeah, I don't get it. Your other song works fine. As does every other song I've tested. I'm stumped.
2012-12-07 dino-mike
Let's just settle on, "It's so badass it broke the Internet" and call it a day.
2012-12-08 CaptNova
I would love to see you preform live.
2012-12-09 davidtanny
A doucheworm must have infiltrated the website or something like it.
2012-12-21 weirdojace
This is cool.
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