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Insane Ian Love Bites 
There's a long-standing tradition of country songs about wives leaving their man, but I'm fairly certain there isn't one quite like this.

The fact that this song comes out the same day as the final Twilight movie is mere coincidence...or is it?

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-11-16 devospice
You sound surprisingly good as a country singer. I really liked this.
2012-11-16 onib
This is really pretty fabulous all-around. Like Devo said, you make a surprisingly good country singer. The guy at my intersection selling Confederate flags out of his car is a constant reminder that Maryland is south of the Mason-Dixon line, but I didn't expect that would translate to such an easy transition to singing Country music!
2012-11-16 mrwompy
Dadgum .... this here song is so freakin' awesome!
2012-11-16 Phil Johnson
No Blackula reference? Or did I miss it? Or would that have just been weird in a country song? :)
2012-11-16 weirdojace
Very nice, you did a good job with this!

Twilight bites.
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