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Mel & El Tick Tock 
Our eggs have gray hair and liver spots. And dentures.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-09-21 devospice
I think you'll find quite a few volunteers around here. Quite a few indeed. Great song!
2012-09-21 dino-mike
BWAAHAHAHA!!! THIS is exactly the kind of song the FuMP has been missing! Freaking hysterical ladies... that last bit had me literally LOLing, not just typing it.
2012-09-21 dice1342
OMG This song is awesome. I laugh so I don't cry. The line about looking at kids with longing looks is something I understand all too well.
2012-09-21 mrwompy
Great song!! I can see this being a top song on the Dr. Demento show! (And a ticking biological clock is much better than one that ain't ...)
2012-09-21 nick007
I've been having this song stuck in my head all day because it's very catchy & funny. I found the EP with this & it's really good.
2012-09-22 batlrar
You have no idea how glad I am this wasn't a Ke$ha parody! Great job on this song! For some reason, I kept picturing Pebbles Flintstone as the dancing baby in my mind's music video of this.
2012-09-24 wildcard9
I missed this song on Friday (no idea how). Great song, trying to not laugh out loud while at work listening to it for the first time.
2012-09-24 Balder
Excellent song all around.
2012-09-26 Insane Ian
This is like the best Broadway Musical opening song ever.
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