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Flat 29 My Vegetarian Friend 
A song celebrating the wide variety of exciting activities you can enjoy with a vegetarian friend. As it turns out, almost all of the possible things you can do with an omnivore are pretty much appropriate for vegetarians as well: eg. Windsurfing, Foiling an international crime ring, Having a steak (oh wait, not that last one)...

FUN FACT: As two thirds of Flat 29 are vegetarian, Rich wrote this song to release some pent-up carnivorous energy which he has to keep in check at Flat 29 BBQs.

If you have any favourite activities you like to do with your vegetarian friends, please let us know in the comments below..

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-08-28 wildcard9
Wait, vegetarians don't spend all their waking hours campaigning against eating meat?? Well, when not eating what food eats that is. Huh, guess I was going on wrong information all of this time.
2012-08-28 dino-mike
This is a very fun song gents! Well done!
2012-08-28 lukeski
Hooray for more Flat 29 songs on the FuMP! :D
2012-08-31 onib
You can rest assured that I will be sharing this very song with my vegetarian friends.
2012-09-01 weirdojace
Very nice
2012-09-20 davewhite
Clever lyrics and great performance!!
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