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Jeff Kornberg Nice To Meet You 
It's tough making new friends as you get older...
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2012-08-17 wildcard9
With friends like these, who needs horror movies?
2012-08-17 devospice
The sad thing is I can totally see myself doing this. Love the song!
2012-08-18 PowerSalad
Great over-the-cliff payoff moment into the first verse. There was lotsa funny going on here!!
2012-08-18 mrwompy
Uh ... are you sure that we have met ... ??? 8^)
2012-08-21 Regel Gumm
Songs like these are why I have the FuMP on my Favorites and why I keep trying to write parodies. Thanks. Good stuff.
2012-08-22 Insane Ian
The backing vocals are appropriately creepy. Nice work!
2012-08-24 dice1342
The bit about murder mysteries made me laugh. Great song. Another one for my creepy playlist
2012-08-28 Todd Chappelle
Jeff! Glad to see you here. Love the song, and I love the CD. The way you deliver this horrific subject matter with such an innocent tone is perfect.
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