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Phil Johnson and Roadside Attraction Geeks Don't Care 
Women are always trying to look hot to attract the right guy. And right under their noses is a class of men that don't care how hot they are. Geeks. Geeks don't care if you're super hot. Geeks care that you don't have a penis. This is a how-to guide for seducing your very own geek.

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2012-08-10 devospice
Rock! Welcome to our world, Phil. (Walks away rubbing hands together muttering something about "fresh meat.")
2012-08-10 wildcard9
Fantastic song!! Welcome to the FuMP!!
2012-08-10 Phil Johnson
Thanks guys! Plenty more to come and 6 albums worth on my website. :)
2012-08-10 dino-mike
Great to see you on here Phil! Sorry I couldn't make your show a couple weeks ago... long story short: girlfriend + urgent care. Anyway, great stuff as always. To you FuMP people, he has several AWESOME studio albums out you should check out.
2012-08-10 Phil Johnson
Hey Mike... No worries. Hope your girl's ok. And thanks for the testimonial. :)
2012-08-10 Insane Ian
This is awesome. Welcome to the FuMP! Looking forward to more awesome!
2012-08-10 Phil Johnson
Thanks Ian!
2012-08-17 chicagofan76
Great song.
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