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2012-06-29
Killer Calamari Spiderine 
2008: During the first conversation they have ever had, Austin asks Kyle for help on a bad song because he is a talentless 16 year old idiot.
2009: Austin is less of a moron, he records a lot of guitar for Kyle... like A LOT.
2009, also: Kyle and Austin decide they should make a side-project band called The Uvulas. They quickly decide this name is stupid.
2010: They forget about the band idea altogether. Also, I think Kyle drew something maybe.
2011: Kyle records 15 albums in two days, Austin starts writing music that he doesn't hate.
2012: Finally, this damn thing exists.

Here's a song that was written a long time ago, but somehow is still relevant. Maybe because there's some sort of movie coming out next week that relates in some minuscule way. I don't know.

Kyle came up with the idea, so blame him.

Austin Aeschliman - lead vocals, guitar, bass, organ thing, drum trickery
Kyle Carrozza - backing vocals, keyboards

This song is now available on the following CDs:
   
Comments:
2012-06-29 devospice
Sorry about that folks. I realized last night on the FuMPCast there was a duplicate entry for this song and then we ended the show and I forgot to fix it. And they'll get an artist icon as soon as they send me something to use there.
2012-06-29 Insane Ian
This song is excellent! Loved the idea when you told me about it...3 years ago. Glad it finally exists! SO awesome. WELL DONE, LADS!
2012-06-29 wildcard9
I'm still trying to adjust the old Spiderman lyrics into something that fits Spiderine. This is NOT as easy as it sounds. Not is trying to combine the sound effects twip and snik into something that doesn't sound stupid. I am sure Kyle will have the character design sketches with the Spiderine costume posted by the time I end this comment.
2012-06-29 dino-mike
Wow, this is totally a real thing now! Crazy! Well done gentlemen and it's nice to see Austin on the main page... even if he had to use the backdoor =) Looking forward to some more killer calamari!
2012-06-29 weirdojace
This song is great, looking forward to more Kyle/Austin songs! You guys have always suited each other well.

Also, can I be the first to say that Smashy Claw is at a point that they should be accepted into the aux already?
2012-06-29 Insane Ian
I second that. Smashy Claw for the aux win!
2012-06-30 dino-mike
I'll third that motion.
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