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Insane Ian Spider-Ham 
So, because Sony doesn't want to lose the Spider-Man franchise to Marvel Studios/Disney, they're rebooting the series with a new film in theaters TODAY, with our hero in high school again, despite the last film having been released only five years ago.

Personally, I would have preferred this as the reboot...

From "Songs for Superheroes", available soon-ish! Special thanks to DJ Wes K of PuddinG CapacitY and EMC of Positude for mixing and mastering help!

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-07-03 minkwheel
GABBA GABBA OINK! --music by The HAMONES! --Great Job Ian!!!
2012-07-03 devospice
Welcome to Spider Week here on The FuMP. It's like Shark Week, but with spiders. And pigs and half-wolverines. Now all we need is a voice over from Leonard Nimoy and we'll be set!
2012-07-03 dino-mike
It's too early for that hefty of a serving of ridiculous! Fun song though =)
2012-07-03 wildcard9
Great song!! I knew from the title it was about Peter Porker before I even listened to it. But as a DC Comics fan, I demand equal time: I want a song about Captain Carrot and the Zoo Crew!!
2012-07-04 mrwompy
Great song! You did a lot of hamwork to come up with this one! Wait a minute ... I think I know how you created this ... it's called the Pig Bang Theory. OK ... I think it's time for me to go drink a glass of sparkling white swine.
2012-07-04 STrRedWolf
Seconding Wildcard9's comment. CCZC!
2012-07-06 EclecticLee
Yay, a song for fans of obscure '80s comics! Nice job, Ian.
2012-07-08 Googlephonic
Ha ha! Great song, Ian. I'd had a "Spider-Ham" parody idea some time ago myself, but I didn't write it down & forgot the words. I remember enough to know that yours is better, anyway. Doing it as a parody of The Ramones' version of the Spider-Man theme is pure genius.
2012-07-13 Todd Chappelle
Excellent job. Lots of fun.
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