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Steve Goodie The Pat Benatar Hair-Loss Medley 
Remember the 80s? With the big drums and the big guitars and the big hair? Me neither.

Instruments, lyrics, production: SG
Vocals: Megan Frechette, SG

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-06-08 mrwompy
This is hilarious!! Great job, as always, Mr. Goodie!!
2012-06-08 devospice
I love this. I kind of wish "Bald Spot" was its own song but it's awesome as part of the medley anyway.
2012-06-08 Jeff Reuben
Fantastic, especially loved the Combover bit.
2012-06-08 dino-mike
GREAT parody man!!! This is fantastic!
2012-06-08 dice1342
the last line made me laugh out loud. great job on 1 of my favorite singerS
2012-06-08 weirdojace
Hahaha, that's a good one.
2012-06-11 Regel Gumm
This is the kind I like. Bold. Every line gets in on the joke. Nothing wasted. And it even sounds like Pat Benatar. Gracias.
2012-06-20 voiceroy
This is funny and a painful reminder at the same time.
2013-09-23 Kiffa
Man, Pat Benatar really ran with this theme for a while, didn't she? I remember that song she did for that movie, "The Legend Of Billy Zane": You can't afford more minoxidil Wise up and face reality Could be time to try implantation Your hair is invisible... Great job!
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