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Tom Smith Quit Freaking Out Over Boobs 
The world is going to heck in a handbasket, but all the news seems to be able to report about is the shocking, brazen amounts of skin shown by female celebrities wearing... bathing suits. Stage costumes. Actual normal clothes. It's like the entire news industry has been co-opted by the Temperance League or somethin'. So, this song is about that. If you can't handle the title of the song, you can't handle the song; conversely, if you CAN handle the title of the song, nothing here should offend your delicate sensibilities any further. Probably.

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2012-04-20 mrwompy
I freak out over boobs, but in a different way. 8^) Great song!
2012-04-20 devospice
God, I couldn't agree with this song more! And also, YAY BOOBS!
2012-04-20 Jeff Reuben
I'll third the motion above. Excellent!
2012-04-20 budsharpe
This song provides an interesting prologue to Possible Oscar's song coming up on Tuesday. Your timing could not have been better.
2012-04-22 nick007
I suspect that the guys freaking out have either never seen real 1s sense they were babies or they are secretly homosexual.
2012-04-25 dino-mike
2012-05-14 DrRobert
Tom: As spokesman for The Boobles, the lads would like to wholeheartedly agree with you... and they WOULD... but, um... they're busy posting another song about freaking out over boobs. ( . )( . )
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