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2007-12-25
Tom Smith Ultimate Ultimate Christmas 
Joy, peace, love, salvation... welcome to modern America, bright-eyes. It's all about the loot.

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Comments:
2007-12-25 LoonieBin
Christmas FTW! What a fuckin' great song, Tom. I love it. I should probably go to bed, though, so Christmas can actually come.
2007-12-25 Voice of Kiki
Totally awesome song! Yay, Tom!
2007-12-25 Hurricane
Bah- sleep is overrated, especially on Christmas XD Wondrous song Mr. Smith- I especially loved the bit about fake legos. You know, I think this song makes for a good counter to Seamonkey's Xmas tune. Awesome!
2007-12-25 madmanOTL
Great song, as always!
2007-12-25 Derwood Bowen
Dang... you lucky guy, you!
2007-12-25 saganth
LOve this one! The current-events-related humor was viciously funny.. and damn you got a harem! You lucky sonovagun you! Oh, and nice touch with that "make a joyful noise" line - someone knows their Babylon 5 quotes!
2007-12-25 dino-mike
What a great X-mas song!!! Nice job Tom!
2007-12-25 MrTuesday
You mean it works? *writes Santa asking for Anne Hathaway*
2007-12-25 filkertom
Actually, the first version of the song had Anne Hathaway instead of Kiera Knightley ("... Anne Hathaway in a sheer negligee"). I changed it because Kiera scanned better.
2007-12-26 scarybug
Awesome!
2007-12-26 Spaff.com
I bought every word of this until you got to the part about Republicans and Democrats. Then I realized it was all bullshit. (Lovely bullshit, mind you.)
2007-12-26 djseamus
I had asked for Drew Barrymore this year, but I'm still single. No matter though, looks like Santa (in a Tom Smith suit) got me this ultra cool Christmas song instead. Thanks Santa!
2007-12-27 Molakwae
Now I have my list for next year. Great song, Tom!
2008-07-18 paspa
that is my x-mas list exactly!!
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