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Ookla The Mok Tantric Yoda 
If you need more than that title to get you to give this track a listen, then you are at the wrong website, sister.

This song is now available on the following CDs:
2012-03-02 A-Log
Glad I'm not the only comedian to joke about Yoda having a freaky side. On your freak get!
2012-03-02 DJ Particle
Not sure if you meant to do this but... the 320 rip is on the free download button.
2012-03-02 onib
There are not words to express the magic of this song. I found that I didn't stop laughing the whole way through, and it holds up extremely well to multiple listens. The production value is incredible, too. I especially loved the Yoda-ization of so many popular song lyrics. My favorite has to be "so off take all your clothes." Comedy gold!
2012-03-02 weirdojace
This. This is the best Star Wars song.
2012-03-02 budsharpe
It's been a sexy week on The FuMP.
2012-03-02 wildcard9
I hate to add to the problems, but I do not see this song on the RSS feed. I had to come to the website to download it.
2012-03-05 SteveHarper
Who knew that Master Sting was old enought to teach Yoda (or was it the other way around?). Ummmmmm, play it I will.
2012-03-06 ProjectSisyphus
Really well done. Wasn't sure if the FuMP could handle another Yoda song, but the lyrics are hysterical and the delivery is spot-on.
2012-03-08 dino-mike
You know... Just when I though I was totally sick of Star Wars songs, you guys come out with this epicness! Easily my favorite Star Wars song ever!!! Great work!
2012-03-10 iheartfunnymusic
Awwwwwesome! My favorite part is the part with the sound effects in the middle. And also Yoda going Mmmm! in the chorus cracks me up every time. You guys are sick. SICK!!
2012-06-20 voiceroy
I loved this. I think Dave Chappelle would too. Dead-on Yoda as well.
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